So now all the banks need more cash
And they’re takin’ from the treasury’s stash
If they take money from joes
To pay for their hos
Then they must be smokin’ some hash.
America chose President Obama
His wife chose to bring her mama
“She’s just here for the kids
Staying up late she forbids”
Let’s just hope there ain’t no drama.
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